eMule still doesn't work!

Speak after me: "I hereby swear by the name of the holy Babel to have read, understood and learned by heart the entire FAQ and help. I also used the search function to find an existing answer in the forums and have already politely asked for help there. Sadly it still doesn't work."

If you have that bad problems, it may be…
• a bug in eMule
• a bug in Windows
• Destiny
• or the issue is located between keyboard and chair.

In any case woeful lamentation is appropriate.

Updated on: 2003-09-03 by Monk